{"id":767,"date":"2015-04-15T07:22:21","date_gmt":"2015-04-15T06:22:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.020965.de\/?p=767"},"modified":"2015-04-15T07:22:21","modified_gmt":"2015-04-15T06:22:21","slug":"dumm-gelaufen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.020965.de\/?p=767","title":{"rendered":"Dumm gelaufen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tja, das passiert, wenn man keine Zeitung liest. Der Paketbote war heute p\u00fcnktlich um 8 Uhr am Kindergarten. Dumm nur, da\u00df er nicht wu\u00dfte, da\u00df der Kindergarten heute mal wieder wegen Streik geschlossen ist. Jetzt steht er schon eine Viertelstunde vor der T\u00fcr und telefoniert sich die Finger wund.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.020965.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/100_2291.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.020965.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/100_2291.jpg\" alt=\"100_2291\" width=\"3296\" height=\"2472\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-768\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.020965.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/100_2291.jpg 3296w, http:\/\/www.020965.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/100_2291-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.020965.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/100_2291-1024x768.jpg 1024w, http:\/\/www.020965.de\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/100_2291-624x468.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 3296px) 100vw, 3296px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tja, das passiert, wenn man keine Zeitung liest. Der Paketbote war heute p\u00fcnktlich um 8 Uhr am Kindergarten. Dumm nur, da\u00df er nicht wu\u00dfte, da\u00df der Kindergarten heute mal wieder wegen Streik geschlossen ist. Jetzt steht er schon eine Viertelstunde vor der T\u00fcr und telefoniert sich die Finger wund.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true},"categories":[23,7,9,14],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/paG60H-cn","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.020965.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.020965.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.020965.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.020965.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.020965.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=767"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.020965.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":769,"href":"http:\/\/www.020965.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/767\/revisions\/769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.020965.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=767"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.020965.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=767"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.020965.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=767"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}